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Two and a Half Men - Third Season English Subtitles

Two and a Half Men is a TV series starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, and Angus T. Jones. A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front...
2003
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1
00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:01,660
I'm sure she's
a lovely girl, Mom,

2
00:00:01,695 --> 00:00:05,034
but I have a strict policy
against blind dates.

3
00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:09,167
Yes, I know I'm not God's gift
to women, but, nevertheless...

4
00:00:10,356 --> 00:00:13,983
Oh, come on. How do you know what
she can suck through a garden hose?

5

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Framerate23.976
LanguageEnglish
Created ByPrince Prince
Author Note
Created09/21/2015 07:31:00 AM
Updated5 years ago

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1<br>00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:01,660<br>I'm sure she's<br>a lovely girl, Mom,<br><br>2<br>00:00:01,695 --> 00:00:05,034<br>but I have a strict policy<br>against blind dates.<br><br>3<br>00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:09,167<br>Yes, I know I'm not God's gift<br>to women, but, nevertheless...<br><br>4<br>00:00:10,356 --> 00:00:13,983<br>Oh, come on. How do you know what<br>she can suck through a garden hose?<br><br>5<br>

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